Welcome to my blog for the tenth season (can't believe it survived 10 seasons) of The Bachelorette. Before you start yelling at me for creating a blog for one of the worst shows on Television, this is not a fan page. This is an anti-Bachelorette website for those who cannot stand the show, The Bachelorette. You may be wondering what kind of person would blog about a show they cannot stand. Some might say that is crazy. First of all, yes I am crazy (but in a good way) and second, I find the whole process ridiculous. Twenty five men who are vying after one woman who is supposed to say yes to a proposal to a guy she only knew for six weeks and is madly in love with even though she has been making out with a whole bunch of other guys. And yes, I cannot stand The Bachelor either.
But why did I choose this season to do this blog? It has to do with this years Bachelorette. Andi Dorfman was on last season's The Bachelor with Juan Pablo whose favorite thing to say was; "it's okay." I made a drinking game out of that phrase (I couldn't even make it to the first commercial break). Andi left Juan Pablo after a night in the fantasy suite. I don't know the details nor do I care to look them up, but she left before the rose ceremony and after she got her free trips in. That is pretty smart, I would have done that too. Him: I'm in love with you Me: That's great, but Fernando the cabana boy is waiting for me and the only English he knows is the word yes. But thanks for the free drinks and trips!
After Andi was announced the new Bachelorette, comments were floating around that she will be honest and won't take crap from any guy. These comments made me want to start this blog. She may seem like she won't take crap from any guy but something happens to The Bachelorette's personalities once the camera starts rolling. They become, I don't know how to put this; stupid and shallow. I call it Bacheloretteitis. It happens when smart girls go on this show and then they become stupid. I don't know if this ABC's doing or there is something in the liquor but it happens every time. But maybe she will be different, but I doubt it. That is why I made this blog. To watch this train wreck. And I thought to myself, why not watch each episode and give my sarcastic commentary. And that is how this blog was born.
I will be giving week by week commentary on the episodes of the Bachelorette. I will post them on Tuesday's after Monday's episode. This is not a spoiler website so don't be looking here to get any information here There are other websites for that sort of thing. This blog is for anyone who can't stand this show or just wants a laugh.I will be posting information about the guys once that info comes out. The new season starts on May 19th. See you then!