Hello everyone. Our next stop on the free trips is Venice Italy. Andi has this dumb idea that anyone can fall in love in Venice. Wait? Didn't she say that last week about France? And before that Connecticut?
The episode opens up with the guys riding in the a boat looking our at Venice. They are so excited and they all have their scripted lines of saying "Where's Andi?" "Is that Andi?" So after watching that pathetic scene, the gus get off the boat and Oh my goodness there is Andi riding up in a Gondola. Andi informs the men that the first date starts right now. Everyone assumes that it is going to be Cody because he hasn't had a one on one date. But instead it is Nick V. (wah wah). All the guys are surprised by the choice because they all think Nick V. is up to no good. Nick V. and Andi walk (drinking game, take a shot) around and look at buildings but they don't go inside them. They get some pizza and Gelato. Basically, this is another boring date. They get on a Gondola and start making out. This goes on for another 5 minutes of us watching them making out. Thanks for that. They have dinner and have boring conversations. Andi shows up her shallow side and says she finds it attractive that other guys are cool with the guy she dating. Is Andi anything but shallow? She's as deep as a rain puddle that is almost dried up. The date ends with Nick getting a rose.
The next date is the group date. Andi is reading another letter from her secret admirer and decides she is going to find out who that is. She has the guys take a lie detector test. Josh looks like he just crapped his pants. I wonder if he thinking that they don't find out that he is making a dress out of human skin (Yes I did just make a silence of the lambs reference). The guys each take the test. The Andi has a difficult decision to see if she wants to see the results. Oh Andi! You have such a hard life! The guys see Andi's results and find out she lied out being a fake (okay the results didn't say that but it's true). I feel like I am watching an episode of Maury. I am waiting for Maury Povich to come out of the bushes and starts reading results. "Josh, we asked if you are making a dress out of human skin. You said no and that was a lie. Also, you are the father! Andi decides to rip up the results because she wants to trust the guys. So it was all for nothing. Thanks Andi, I'll never get those 5 minutes back. They have dinner. Josh M tells Andi he didn't like the lie detector test. We also find out that Chris is the secret Admirer. Damn, I had money that it was either Chris Harrison or Juan Pablo. The group date ends with Chris getting a rose.
The final date is with Cody. Cody is really excited like really excited to the point where it starts to be insane. Andi decides it would be fun if they go to a place where people from around the world write letters to "Juliet" for love advice. It is like Dear Abby without the YAHOO comments. Cody reads a letter that says whenever he is around the girl he likes, he is tongue tied.Cody tells Andi that is exactly the way he feels around Andi. What a coincidence! It seems like that letter wasn't planted by the producers at all. They both leave and they have dinner. Cody goes into his insane rant again about how he wants to hug her, kiss her, and roll around with her. Okay then? Andi doesn't feel the same way and sends him packing with no rose. She starts crying about how hard this process is and blah blah blah.
At the cocktail party, the guys try to impress her with their witty humor. Other guys pretty much put their tongue down her throat. So it was a normal cocktail party. Chris Harrison sits down with Andi and they talk about their week. Andi talks about her week and Chris pretends to look interested. At the rose ceremony JJ does not get a rose. I guess it is back to being a pantsaprenuer and making men's pants.
Thank you for reading my blog this week. I have put up two videos that go with the theme of this week.
The episode opens up with the guys riding in the a boat looking our at Venice. They are so excited and they all have their scripted lines of saying "Where's Andi?" "Is that Andi?" So after watching that pathetic scene, the gus get off the boat and Oh my goodness there is Andi riding up in a Gondola. Andi informs the men that the first date starts right now. Everyone assumes that it is going to be Cody because he hasn't had a one on one date. But instead it is Nick V. (wah wah). All the guys are surprised by the choice because they all think Nick V. is up to no good. Nick V. and Andi walk (drinking game, take a shot) around and look at buildings but they don't go inside them. They get some pizza and Gelato. Basically, this is another boring date. They get on a Gondola and start making out. This goes on for another 5 minutes of us watching them making out. Thanks for that. They have dinner and have boring conversations. Andi shows up her shallow side and says she finds it attractive that other guys are cool with the guy she dating. Is Andi anything but shallow? She's as deep as a rain puddle that is almost dried up. The date ends with Nick getting a rose.
The next date is the group date. Andi is reading another letter from her secret admirer and decides she is going to find out who that is. She has the guys take a lie detector test. Josh looks like he just crapped his pants. I wonder if he thinking that they don't find out that he is making a dress out of human skin (Yes I did just make a silence of the lambs reference). The guys each take the test. The Andi has a difficult decision to see if she wants to see the results. Oh Andi! You have such a hard life! The guys see Andi's results and find out she lied out being a fake (okay the results didn't say that but it's true). I feel like I am watching an episode of Maury. I am waiting for Maury Povich to come out of the bushes and starts reading results. "Josh, we asked if you are making a dress out of human skin. You said no and that was a lie. Also, you are the father! Andi decides to rip up the results because she wants to trust the guys. So it was all for nothing. Thanks Andi, I'll never get those 5 minutes back. They have dinner. Josh M tells Andi he didn't like the lie detector test. We also find out that Chris is the secret Admirer. Damn, I had money that it was either Chris Harrison or Juan Pablo. The group date ends with Chris getting a rose.
The final date is with Cody. Cody is really excited like really excited to the point where it starts to be insane. Andi decides it would be fun if they go to a place where people from around the world write letters to "Juliet" for love advice. It is like Dear Abby without the YAHOO comments. Cody reads a letter that says whenever he is around the girl he likes, he is tongue tied.Cody tells Andi that is exactly the way he feels around Andi. What a coincidence! It seems like that letter wasn't planted by the producers at all. They both leave and they have dinner. Cody goes into his insane rant again about how he wants to hug her, kiss her, and roll around with her. Okay then? Andi doesn't feel the same way and sends him packing with no rose. She starts crying about how hard this process is and blah blah blah.
At the cocktail party, the guys try to impress her with their witty humor. Other guys pretty much put their tongue down her throat. So it was a normal cocktail party. Chris Harrison sits down with Andi and they talk about their week. Andi talks about her week and Chris pretends to look interested. At the rose ceremony JJ does not get a rose. I guess it is back to being a pantsaprenuer and making men's pants.
Thank you for reading my blog this week. I have put up two videos that go with the theme of this week.